I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?

She is shocked and ask me if I’m crazy or something and walk. No worries there.

She could yell at me calling me a sick pervert or whatever. No worries there.

I walk up her and say “Hey sis the guys at school were correct you really do have some nice tits. Then just as I start the question “ May I touch them?”my hands have both her boobs in my hand already. The reason why is the worse that could happen to me is I get slapped and yelled at and I would gladly trade that for a couple squeezes of her tits😎. Btw has anyone seen my ice pack? My face hurts like hell🤩😁

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She might actually let me but with some rule. Like only for a couple seconds and not touching bare skin. Touch through her shirt. Definitely no worries there.

the last and most likely one to happen is she slaps the shit out of me and kicks me in the balls.

First thing I’m doing is thinking of how she may respond

Why do some people refuse to explain their actions or behavior when asked? Why do they claim to not know the reason instead of providing an explanation?

After weighing my options here is what I would do.

I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?

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